All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth  

Artist: Spike Jones and His City SlickersPeaked
at # 1 in 1949 and, upon re-release # 18 in 1950

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth <S>My two front teeth
<S>ee, my two front teeth <S>?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth <S>
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
It seems so long since I could say "<S>ister<S>uzy <S>itting on a thi<S>tle <three attempts to sound it correctly>
Every time I try to <S>peak Huh, all I do is whi<S>tle <s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s>y
All I want for Christmas is my two front teethMy two front teeth <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>Chri<S>tmas<S>
Chri<S>tmas<S> Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!